Both Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek lost precious personal photos during vacations abroad over the holidays. Hayek, who’s a new mom, got her laptop stolen, and Cruz’s camera was lost or stolen, according to letters sent out by Hollywood legal giant Marty Singer, warning media outlets not to run the images should they hit the market.
I think what Singer meant by that was “make sure to forward those photos to the Cranky Lesbian as quickly as humanly possible.” The ass-grab shot (which you can see by scrolling here) is getting old. It’s time for something new!
Cranky Lesbian is a disgruntled homosexual with too much time on her hands. Click for film reviews or to follow on Instagram.
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