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Tag: Salma Hayek

Just Make Sure Tony Scott Doesn’t Direct

Penélope Cruz has already been getting into character during press conferences.

The story of the two female police officers in Israel who posed undercover as a lesbian couple to help bust 46 drug dealers needs to be made into a movie, right now. The plot will have to be tweaked a little, in typical Hollywood fashion, so the officers slowly find themselves attracted to each other in real life, but you can’t disagree that gay audiences aren’t owed as much after the travesty that was Partners. And I can’t be the only one who thinks this would be the perfect project for Penélope Cruz and Salma Hayek — it would easily draw twice the audience as Bandidas, which means at least four people would see it.

What Are Salma and Penelope Hiding?

Coming soon to Cinemax…

From today’s Rush & Molloy:

Both Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek lost precious personal photos during vacations abroad over the holidays. Hayek, who’s a new mom, got her laptop stolen, and Cruz’s camera was lost or stolen, according to letters sent out by Hollywood legal giant Marty Singer, warning media outlets not to run the images should they hit the market.

I think what Singer meant by that was “make sure to forward those photos to the Cranky Lesbian as quickly as humanly possible.” The ass-grab shot (which you can see by scrolling here) is getting old. It’s time for something new!

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