“I’m a slave to the written word.”

Okay, my lesbian-crazed cyber friends: If Maggie Gyllenhaal didn’t make you her bitch with Secretary or Sherrybaby, let’s see if her new video in support of the WGA strike doesn’t do the trick.

The spot, which is archived as Episode 34 on the Speechless Without Writers website should our embedded code stop working, features Gyllenhaal as a woman who discovers her caddish boyfriend, AMPiTePa (that would be the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, for those keeping track at home), is cheating on her with not one but two other women.

Instead of making like Heather Graham and Natasha Gregson Wagner in Two Girls and a Guy and talking and talking (and talking) about it, this rowdy bunch gets tipsy together before Gyllenhaal retires to the hotel bed, asking her new friends if they want to “make an interim agreement” in AMPiTePa’s absence. Then a pizza delivery girl shows up.

If you haven’t given much thought to the writer’s strike, hopefully this video will change your mind. There’s a lot more at stake here than scribes getting screwed out of money — there are also lesbian orgies to worry about.

UPDATE: The video was interfering with the archive sidebar, so you’ll have to view the clip here.