Being a jerk myself (just ask anyone who knows me!), I’d have preferred something nastier — maybe a dig at Newt’s three marriages, two divorces, history of infidelity, or the way he treated his first wife when she was battling uterine cancer — but she sums things up nicely at the end when she writes:

What really worries me is that you are always willing to use LGBT Americans as political weapons to further your ambitions. That’s really so ’90s, Newt. In this day and age, it’s embarrassing to watch you talk like that. You should be more afraid of the new political climate in America, because, there is no place for you in it.

Then again, I’m pretty sure that any “new political climate in America” that has room for Michele “Krazee-Eyez Killa” Bachmann can accommodate Newt Gingrich and his enormous head (and even bigger ego) as well.