It’s the question all of America is asking. (By “all of America,” I mean seven people, including two in the UK and one in Canada, none of whom will care enough to check back for an answer later this month unless they’re really, really bored at work or forget to clear their browsing history and accidentally select “Cranky Lesbian” on their drop-down menu when they mean to click something else.)

While Vegas oddsmakers don’t think it’s going to happen, I bet that it will. I wouldn’t place a large bet—I’m anti-gambling, mostly because I value my hard-earned money but also because Kenny Rogers put me off it—but maybe a dollar or two…