Sounds a little better than Lady Capone.

In the 1990s, a young Cranky excitedly reserved the family TV and VCR to record Dame Judith Anderson’s Lady Scarface (1941) off AMC. Despite this, my parents still didn’t realize I was gay. I’ll rewatch this forgettable, somewhat lighthearted RKO gangster film this weekend ahead of viewing Susan Lucci’s Lady Mobster. Oh, the humanity!

UPDATE: Here’s the review.