Not to be confused with Seduced and Abandoned, which people should actually watch.

Ah, the look on your wife’s face when she sees what came in the mail this week, knows it’s absurd, and is faintly fearful she might be expected to watch it. In light of extenuating circumstances (i.e., the mystery knot currently residing in my underarm and my stint under house arrest while COVID overwhelms our local hospitals), she wisely refrained from comment.

UPDATE: Here’s the review.