If so, do yoga with your dog. Has it really come to this? Are people truly so bored and so eager to spend money on absolute crap that they’re going to turn this into a fad? And don’t dogs have it bad enough as it is, what with having to relieve themselves outdoors year-round and being yelled at to stay off the furniture? Won’t somebody think of the dogs?! They’re plenty flexible already: haven’t you ever noticed how much time they spend licking themselves in hard-to-reach places?
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