In the wake of the recent Gay Girl in Damascus and LezGetReal blog scandals, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to do something I should have done years ago: reveal my true identity. I, Cranky Lesbian, am really Darryl, a 54-year-old sheet metal worker from Mobile, Alabama.

(Okay, not really. Still a woman, still so gay I wake up singing Liza songs, and still too busy with other things to blog regularly. But I couldn’t resist posting that. Also, really, what self-respecting lesbian would call their website LezGetReal?)