While watching tennis earlier (it’s the opening days of the Miami Open), I created a new page that indexes all the reviews I’ve written under the Cranky Lesbian moniker. For this endeavor I created an accompanying graphic with the tagline “Garbage Day!”, a nod to one of the most ridiculous scenes in movie history. This perhaps cements that I’ll only ever write about trash here.
Just for kicks, when I was done with that I experimented with Canva and created this janky-looking graphic promoting a future post. Would it have looked better with tiny banjos on either side of the subheading? I was afraid of doing anything that might’ve made Burt and Loni look tacky.
Cranky Lesbian is a disgruntled homosexual with too much time on her hands. Click for film reviews or to follow on Instagram.
Suzanne Williams
P.S.: Again from Suzanne Wms:
Thanks for using a scene from “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane” on your blog. Joan is a Goddess! (To me, anyway.)