If anyone cares, CNN has taken time to recognize a monumentally important moment in the history of the fight for marriage equality crappy soap operas: Bianca “Daughter of Erica Kane” Montgomery’s big fat lesbian wedding to some, uh, other lesbian on All My Children. Enjoy it while you can, because I’m sure within the next few months it will be revealed that Bianca’s wife is an alien or a guy who was cast out of Pine Valley as a teenager and then had a sex change operation so he could return unnoticed and exact revenge on Erica, or something similarly stupid.

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